January 2010
40 posts
WatchCan’t wait to get there!
fistfullofassholes asked: Are you a handjob-giving while you are sleeping, open book?
Ask me a question - I am an open book, a handjob giving, steal your wallet while you are sleeping, show up at your office to ask for bus fare, open book (with a heart of gold).
Drew: Omg... the Sarah McLachlan commercial with the animals... I hate this commercial.
Jeff: You know, they use the same song for abortion clinics too.
Drew: Ugh... it makes me sad. Sadder with dogs than children... I'm not sure why.
No - the worst are the Catholicscomehome commercials that have been playing all week during the "Jersey Shore" marathon.
One minute I am all, "Yay self tanner and house music!!" and the next I am all like, "What the fudge is this? A baseball player is regretting his success and beats his wife whaaaaa?".
That's a situation right there.
I’m watching Bridezillas
One heffa sold her wedding gifts FROM HER PARENTS to pay for her bachelorette party
I am also nursing a vodka soda
I may just think weddings of all varieties should be banned
I am gonna have a classy lobster and clambake affair on the beach in Montauk.
December 2009
86 posts
Hateration? Holleration? Dancery?
warrennotg:
hortenseg:
notthatkindagay:
warrennotg:
how ‘bout in the next decade, musically artists won’t be allowed to just make up words?
how about you shut your dirty whore mouth?
I believe this is an example of both hateration and holleration.
“Dancery” still isn’t legit, though.
I always thought it was “Danceria” like a cafeteria where people served up dance moves...
Against my better judgement, I'm watching The Real...
kearajoy:
Hopefully my buddies that lived near the Real World house made it into some background shots so I won’t feel like I completely wasted an hour of my life…
Same here, I got to go in the house one night after meeting them when some friends and I were at Nellies - I felt elderly and really intelligent next to them.
