Tall Cornelius

Even The New Yorker is covering “Jersey Shore”?  That’s a situation!

Can’t wait to get there!

My brother and his fiance just got another puppy!  It’s their second pit bull and they are the best dogs.  It goes to show that it’s how you raise them, not what breed they are.

Note to self: Get puppy immediately

My wedding gift to you… is my dance!

bostongrits:

jermainia:

GPOYW - DUCK WALK / SUICIDE DROP WHAT WHAT VOGUE EDITION

OMG…..screen saver at work.  NOW

This is what I look like when I found $20 in my back pocket.

His future is so bright not only does he have to wear shades - he had to get them tattooed on his face!!!

tlicious:

adeandabet:

zombify:

via knowyourmeme.com

chubby bubble girl against Zombiiiieeeeeee !

I think im dead! LMAO LMAO!

run gurl run!!

I want this couch sooo bad - does anyone have 2k for me?

Inspiration for the apartment I get in NYC!!!